on the fourth
day of christmas...

"Andrew, when Kevin says 'Piss off' he probably
means it." - Laurel.
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December 25:
Elbows on the table! Elbows on the table! This Christmas if you're caught with your elbows on the table, pick a song, stand up and sing away.

We made Presley the Elbow Police and he used his eagle eye to catch Grandma, Mom, Uncle Kev and Auntie Aim all sticking their elbows on the dinner table.

Of course none of this explains why Grampa's wearing a feather boa and Mardi Gras mask, but trust me, it's better this way.
December 25, later:
One of the few presents we brought back with us ("us" being the gift for most people), was this beauty of a shirt. Click the photo for the fine print.

You see, my dad and his sitcom neighbour Cliff head out to Wal-Mart every Wednesday for the cleverly named "Wal-Mart Wednesday". There's no specials or anything, it's just a fun day for the boys because we don't have a Home Depot in town.

Hopefully these shirts will enhance the experience.

By the way, for those who have never seen one, this is a packet of deer sausage.

On the fourth day of Christmas, we're amazed to see...

Four tons of presents,
three happy nephews,
two busy beavers,
and a big silly guy named Dean.

christmas at the lingman's...

All these? For me?

Where's that plutonium I asked for?

Help from the grandparents


christmas at the beimers'...

The preparation

The meal

The gifts

The cleanup
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Thunder Bay, ON
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Today's Weather:
A Perfect Christmas Morning

Daily Stats
Gifts for Dallyn:44
Gifts for Cayden:46
Gifts for Presley:48
Gifts for Aimee:1/2
Gifts for Kevin:1/2

Sleeping Quarters
Inga's Place

You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, 'cause Aimee's dad sees you when you're sleeping.

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