on the ninth
day of christmas...

"It's dog eat dog, only I don't eat any dogs." - Chris.
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December 29:
I saw Jurassic Park 3 for the first time, and enjoyed it about as much as I expected to: very little. Sure, it was entertaining and passed the time, but I can definitely see it as a red flag on William H. Macy's resume. Here were the three main problems with it.

Problem #1: The Spinysaurus chases them, but they escape through a gap in the fence. The Spinysaurus breaks through the super steel fence. Our heroes run away to take refuge in an old lab. Luckily the Spinysaurus can't get in because they locked the door.

Problem #2: You can't play a three-dimensional plastic sculpted velociraptor larynx like a trumpet and expect to make friends with them. They're going to eat you anyway.

Problem #3: Tea Leone.
December 30:
I suppose our 9th day could have been "Nine members of the fellowship of the ring" but it didn't flow.

On the ninth day of Christmas, we stayed up 'til three...

Nine hours of TV,

eight errands to run,
seven bags of chips,
six rounds of Kart...
Five tubbin' hotties!
Four tons of gifts,
three nephews,
two busy bees,
and a big silly guy named Dean.

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We are looking for Blue's Clues

Dallyn's a big dinosaur.... RAAWR!!

The Bear in the Big Blue House

Followed by three hours of Ben Affleck

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