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Women...
Inappropriately Dressed Adolescent Girls: 42%
Their Inappropriately Dressed Moms: 39%
Their Inappropriately Dressed Grandmas: 17%
Wearing Something Tasteful: 2%
Shirts...
Men Who Think They Look Good With Their Shirts Off: 92%
Men Who Do Look Good With Their Shirts Off: 8%
Women Who Look Good With Their Shirts Off: 100%
Boobies...
Fake: 37%
Real: 57%
Undecided: 6%
Exposed at the Beach: 3%
Claim to Fame...
Home town of Vanilla Ice and temporary residence of Elian Gonzales.
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Wedgie Pick of the Day |
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The block was dead, yo,
So I continued to
Beach Front Avenue!
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*N'TRAFFIC
Nov 11 -
See those vans? Guess who's in 'em! Give up? It's *NSYNC!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! They're so hot! Lance is
my most faaaaavourite one!
Somehow we got caught up in their entourage on the 595 on the way to their free concert on Miami Beach. They had a
police escort and everything! Wowie Kazowie!
Wait a sec. I don't even like *NSYNC. I'm starting this page over.
Life's a Beach
Nov 11 -
There, that's better. I mean, that wasn't even an exciting picture. For a time, we considered rear-ending
their van, and shouting "Backstreet Boys Rule" and driving away, but we didn't want to hurt Britney Spears in
case she was in there too.
Anyhoo, we can't really say that today was all that eventful. Just another day at the beach, really. We
played a rousing game of "Real or Fake?", which is a perfect timepasser on a beach, especially in South Florida.
We read our books, swam in the ocean, played Dodge The Broken Glass. You know, typical beach fun.
The highlight of the day had to be calling my brother. The conversation went something like this...
Chris: [blah blah half hour of chit chat about his ex-girlfriends].
Kevin: Uh huh.
Chris: So what are you up to?
Kevin: Oh, you know, just hanging out on a topless beach in South Florida.
Chris: Wha? Topless beach?
Kevin: Yep.
Chris: You're jokin'.
Kevin: Nope.
Chris: You're really at a topless beach?
Kevin: Yep.
Chris: Aw, jeez. Well, so what big deal. I can see topless women any time I want.
Kevin: Yeah, but I don't have to pay for it.
Chris: Well, I didn't have to pay for it last week.
Kevin: Dude, that's just too much information.
Chris: Yeah well I didn't have to pay for it.
Kevin: Hey, here's a fun fact for you... did you know that the highest number of one night stands
is statistically on Halloween Night.
Chris: (pause) That's when it was.
Then we went back to talking about his ex-girlfriends and stuff.
Hey, it was a slow day for comedy, okay? I said it was the highlight, I never said it was exciting.
Meet The Gordons
(and Skolniks, and Friends)
It's Sunday night and that means it's time for Dinner with the Gordons! This time it's at Evan's house,
Bruce's younger brother (He's the one beside Bruce, back row, 2nd from the left). He's also the father of two
of the little munchkins on the couch - Zack and Emy.
We
were expecting some exciting family action (food fights, shocking family secrets exposed, tantrums, etc) but
it ended up being a fairly tame get together of burgers and diet coke. But we'll be back for Thanksgiving and
we've been promised excitement for that event. Let's hope there's a cage match!
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 Today's Weather:
Did I Mention Every Day is Beautiful In Florida?
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Still At Bruce's
 
Aimee made the bed, but neglected to share the foam mattress with me. I tossed and turned most of the night. Yawn. Aimee, however, had a wonderful sleep.
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Bkfast:
   | Bruce's
From Einstein's |
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| Kevin: | Sesame Bagel with EggWave Eggs |
| Aimee: | Poppy Bagel with Butter |
| Bruce: | Onion Bagel with Cheese |
| Molly: | Some of Bruce's cheese |
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Snack:
  | McDonalds
Just off Miami Beach |
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| K's Order: | Large Fries |
| A's Order: | Large Coke |
| B's Order: | Large Diet Coke |
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| Cost: | $4.52 |
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Dinner:
 | The Gordons
Bruce's brother's place |
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| Kevin: | Hot dog
Chicken SW
1.5 Burgers
Macaroni Salad |
| Aimee: | 2 Hot Dogs
0.5 Burgers
Macaroni Salad |
| Bruce: | 2 Hot Dogs
2 Chicken SWs
Sauerkraut
Coleslaw |
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